Not everybody may know this, but BMW is currently hosting a program called the Ultimate Driving Experience. If you’re over 21, this is your chance to fling either a 228 M-sport or a 5 series around a cone-filled parking lot, as well as test drive a whole bunch of new BMW models on the street.
and tilt your head to the side
Smirk a little
Give them a taste of their own medicine
Tbh that’ll just make them think you wanna fuck -.-
welcome to asia
"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."
Is this fucking quote from fucking sponge bob
Wait, do I see ube pancakes on the bottom!?
Ube pancakes …?